No Diving here I'm afraid

Absolutely not!

Is that Bob with his SMB in the "water"?

No can't be. Bob's an old 'un now, he cannot get it up.

I'll bring a jug of Viagra along to Port Hardy for him.

Hardly the place for these kinds of comments

Crikey O'Reilly. Please forgive me if I have offended Slippery.

These comments are said in jest in order to bring a bit of comic relief to the stresses & strains of our hectic daily lives (unless your name is Bob). Sometimes the board gets a bit quiet and a bit of fun helps invoke some comments.

I intentionally kept the post to Crazy Dive Stories as this seems the most suitable place to 'have a bit of a laff' & it does not interfere with the more serious aspects of U/W photography/diving, discussed quite rightly in their own threads.

Chill out.

Mark H

PS Perhaps I have read this all wrong & the moderator will kick my ass. Time will tell!!!