You know what's nice?

You know what's nice?

When all the Basking Sharks seem to have followed the plankton just that little bit farther up the coast

And those seahorses I traveled to film appeared to be hiding just out of sight

And when I can't even find bloody pikey in Stoney Cove

I can come here and bitch about it!

That's nice to know

Cheers, Simon

Simon,

You can always use some of my 15 hours of pikey footage..

I am now known as Pikeboy in certain circles <_<

Dive safe

Keep plodding

DeanB

Pikeboy?!? I thought it was Pikebitch? Can i say that here? (Drew is not here, i can say whatever i like!)

Simon, feel free to pick on your brother Dean.... that will make you feel better...

Could have been worse, it could have been PikeDyke

Just a fleeting glimpse of Pikey would do me - I've never even seen the dam things up there !!

Oh well after last night I can add another one to the list now....

'And when you get a phone call at 10pm to see if you want to go to the Med leaving at 8AM the next morning to film an expedition looking for Gt Whites only to get home from the pub after watching the England game, wake up your 7mth pregnant wife to tell her the wonderfull news and be told by her that you can go, but don't bother coming back!'

LOL you gotta love this game

Cheers, Simon

P.S You pros don't realise just how lucky you are - it's real hard being an amateur!! And I should just add that I'm still here and still married!

Why you bunch of low down dirty, double crossing, low life...

Call me what you like when your all thousands of miles away. But I know where I can find yer..

Simon, your lovely lady should think herself lucky, mines been waiting 8 years for the sound of little pattering footsteps and the nearest she gets is me sneaking in from the pub at three in the morning

Just put my name down in the hope of going to the South China seas, wreck diving in September. Thats along side Prague this weekend, Italy in August and Malta whenever. Oh and hopefully filming in another warmer location as soon as I make some money.

Dive safe

DeanB

P.s Hurry up Amphibico with the 16:9 monitor...

LOL Dean you've got to admit that 'Pikebitch' and PikeyDyke' was kind of funny.... BUT if you want to head over to Yap and give Mikey V a good going over then I'm right behind you mate!!

The only trouble is that it will just have to wait till I'm allowed out to play again

I'd be a bit happier of course if I wasn't already halfway through what I'd planned this year with limited 'diving allowance for good behaviour' only to have everything blow out so far.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Keep the faith, keep the faith!!

Cheers, Simon

No one calls me bitch without opening the box, undoing my gimp mask and paying me the bucks.

No, I love sweet talk, more foreplay the better

Oh, and Simon, next time someone rings you to go filming anywhere, anytime and you cannot make it, give them my email address. Because I know of a seriously dedicated, professionally minded, excellent, award winning filmmaker who's champing at the bit.

And if he's busy I'll go... (old ones are the best)

Dive safe

DeanB

Dean, actually there's a couple of things that I've been talking about that I may not end up being able to do due to the whole pregnancy thingy (UK location), so I'll give you a shout if anything actually happens with them and I have to bail out.

Cheers, Simon

Congrats on getting pregnant Simon..

Well done...

(oh the things i write to amuse myself in Yap..)

Actually if you saw the size of my belly at the moment then I could understand why you'd get confused Mike!! I seem to have developed a bump all of my own - I'm telling Zoe that it's because she wont let me dive as much, therefore lack of excercise etc, but she thinks it has more to do with the chocy biscuits. I think I'm right!

Cheers, Simon

Hi Simon,

Just got back from Prague (all expenses paid jolly) I cannot recommend that place enough... Beautiful buildings, cheap beer and food.etc, etc...

Yeah just give me a buzz and enough warning and I'll see if I can help out..Cheers.

Dive safe

DeanB

mmm chocolate biscuits. Biscuits & Tea in the UK. I been living and going to live there for the next year and half. Since living in the UK, belly's starting to grow. Need more exercise but the bloody weather!

Curtis

Curtis,

To live in the U.K you must blend in with us locals. So a beer belly and a all year cold virus is essential.

Dive safe

DeanB

Yeah chocy biscuits are the bane of all male 30+ wastelines - you know they are bad...... but they are just SO good!! As for British Summers, then well we've had our 10 days of sunshine already this year, so anything else is a bonus!!

Dean - I've not ever heard a bad thing said about Prague from stag parties right through to grandparents - everyone seems to enjoy it - glad you had a good time mate.

Cheers, Simon

Yeah Stag parties..

When your not on them your embarrassed to see them. Saw some lovely sloshed blokes in their England footie shirts trying to look menacing outside the local beer pits. Almost a invite to start something. As I get older and more sober I get fed-up with it.

Dive safe

DeanB