Wanted: Stories About Mantas

Dear Underwater Enthusiasts,

I am currently creating a book about manta rays, especially for divers and underwater enthusiasts. Are you as fascinated as I am by these elegant, harmless marine creatures? Have you taken written any outstanding, impressive or special stories about manta rays?

Then I would love to publish your articles in my book!

Your interest should lie in having your favorite article and your name printed in a professional environment – as I cannot offer you any money as remuneration for your skills, effort or travel expenses. I'd like to keep all the money for myself, as writing you can do in your own home - I had all the travel expenses getting the photos.

Does this sound interesting to you? Then contact me with samples of your scripts (1000 words minumum please)

Thanks a million in advance to all enthusiastic divers for your support!

Simon

/sarcasm

Will u at least pick up the charges for my excess baggage? I have a very heavy spiral notebook and pen.

Hell Simon your 'offer' here is more attractive than the original !

Most of all I appreciate the honesty.

Paul C

Hell Simon your 'offer' here is more attractive than the original !

What? No ?

What? No bomb.gif ?

Nah - I think I am genuinely interested in this one - after all my pictures are crap and my spelling is not too good so a great combo is available here.....

Anyhow I am planning to head toward Indonesia, Mike has a gun and Simon a fine dress so I don't want to upset them too early in the game.

Paul C

( see I had to edit it for crap spelling - Not enough coffee ).

Here you have a story :

http://www.suffolkcountymantas.co.uk/Opel%...A%20Series.html

Nah - I think I am genuinely interested in this one - after all my pictures are crap and my spelling is not too good so a great combo is available here.....

 

Anyhow I am planning to head toward Indonesia, Mike has a gun and Simon a fine dress so I don't want to upset them too early in the game.

 

Paul C

 

( see I had to edit it for crap spelling - Not enough coffee ).

That dress has been repossessed by original owner. And she looks much better in it than Simon does by a long shot. Simon just enjoys it more

Nice manta David- colour is about right from above what is the underside like ? (rusty probably if it's anything like the Opel I had) - maybe the guy in the other thread would be interested ?

That dress has been repossessed by original owner. And she looks much better in it than Simon does by a long shot. Simon just enjoys it more smile.gif

Face facts that is not going to be difficult.

Anyhow there seems to be a lack of incriminating pictures from the Indo region recently - has the Simon and Mike roadshow been tamed now that there are managerial responsibilities to consider ?

Paul C

There are still plenty, we're jut more selective of who can see them on facebook these days

There are still plenty, we're jut more selective of who can see them on facebook these days

I will write what you want if you give me a 8 x 10 glossy

"Mantas are very very big except for the ones that are not as big. They swim in the ocean and are pretty to look at."

Where's my photo?

Simon must very happy his thread has been hijacked for pictures of him in a floral dress that he doesn't own.

I will write what you want if you give me a 8 x 10 glossy

 

"Mantas are very very big except for the ones that are not as big. They swim in the ocean and are pretty to look at."

 

Where's my photo?

Would you like it autographed? For such wonderful prose i think it merits an autographed copy. After all, you went to more effort that just asking for a photo

Drew - That dress was 'owned' that night.

Would you like it autographed? For such wonderful prose i think it merits an autographed copy. After all, you went to more effort that just asking for a photo

My day is made.....