Hat tip to Cor for seeing his tidy little configuration.
I asked the business account manager for Apple if I could order a new MBP with SSD and have them replace the optical drive with a "spinning" drive, preferably 1TB.
Just mentioning such an idea sent the dude into shock. It was if I had torn off the labels of every mattress at the furniture store. The horror! Such a thing cannot be done, nor could it ever be condoned. Seeing as I haven't taken tools to computer since before Windows, does anyone have any recommendations for actually getting what I want instead of what Apple wants to sell me, without being a real techie?