This was sent to me and I couldn't resist posting it for everyone. It reads as follows but then look at the photos.
" Fishing Trip Invitation $250 Per Head
A friend of mine is planning a fishing excursion to Stewart Island
next week. This is not a normal fishing boat jaunt. This is 5-star stuff.
All gear, food, booze, supplied. The works!
Relax in the spa pool and watch the sun set over Mount Anglem
Then gather around the piano and the well-stocked bar for an evening of romantic
something.
Expressions of interest are invited for this 'once-in-a-lifetime' experience.
Publicity photographs attached.
Let me know if you want to go.
After the last pic are these words
"Limited seats available................waiting on your reply...........
Don't see anybody outside? ......They must be at the bar!"