Summer of the Shark [Attacks]

SURFER ARGUES HERSELF OUT OF A SHARK ATTACK!

News at 11!

Here at WBUL we were the first to bring you this exciting news

and once again are here to bring you a follow up story!

After the horrendous attack by what shark expert Rik Eitter believes

to have been a 20 foot Jaguar Shark. This very lucky surfer lady,

Mrs. Shopalout says, "It was a tough fight! There is no question it was

a nerve-wrecking experience. But this shark had its day coming!!

What Mr. Pearly Whites didn't know was that I was trained at the fine

arguing art of NOMO SCUBAH TOYZ FO YU. I practice every day with

my uw photographer husband!"

Well there you heard it folks... As only WBUL can provide!

Remember!?!? When you want news.. Look to WBUL for the truth!

Disclaimer: This posting does not in any way constitute an attempt at making fun of the tragedies involved - both for the people hurt and the animals who will be indiscriminately hunted. Instead, it is an attempt to poke fun at the ridiculous and poorly reported news and the fact that the Michael Jackson trial is now over.

ROTFLMAO!! :D