JANUARY 28, 2008
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NEW COURSE ANNOUNCED
Dive Innovation Programs is pleased to announce they have teamed up with a yet to be detemined diving association to introduce the Dive Innovation Programs - Sensitive Human Interaction Training course for divers.
The following press release from Dick Diver, president of Dive Innovation Programs issued a release in connection with the Dive Innovation Programs - Sensitive Human Interaction Training course:
"People, in general are insensitive to others and no where else is it more evident than in divers. Truthfully, they seem to be at the bottom of the gene pool. Really, take a look at them. They often come up with snot on their face and joke about urinating in their wet suit, I mean c'mon, do you expect these type of people to have any consideration for the feelings of others? Would you want to sit down to dinner with these types as they guzzle down their thunderbird? I think not.
We have seen a virtual explosion of complaints and hurt feelings from a very special group of individuals in the diving community, namely the group that calls themselves the "Pink Ladies, Sort Of" which consist of divers which seem to also be heavily involved in underwater photography or videoograpohy. It is unexplained why there is a correlation between the Pink Ladies and photography though it also unexplained why anyone in their right mind also carries a ton of things all over the world to take photos when they have a ton of dive gear to drag along. Sounds like WAY too much work to me.
Anyway we have seen so many courses offered for divers, such a Rescue Diver, Nitrox and CPR/AED Training for divers. and we question the vailidty and necessity for such courses in light of the pressing issue facing divers - sensitvity training.
The Dive Innovation Programs - Sensitive Human Interaction Training course was created to address this issue and is for all levels of divers and that every diver carry this card. Of course we want to reach out immediately to those the people who find dart playing kilt wearing men, divers doing strange things with gnomes and the Pink Ladies themselves, since these groups seem to need this more than any other group out there."
Mr. Diver had no further commment and is believed to be working on a project for waterproof lady fingers and tea cups for the rumored advanced Dive Innovation Programs - Sensitive Human Interaction Training course that is in development.